It's official. Newt Gingrich can't lose. He's just secured the coveted Chuck Norris endorsement. In case you are unaware of the significance of a chuck norris endorsement let me offer you the following facts about Chuck:
Chuck Norris was shot today. Tomorrow is the bullets funeral
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, death just hasn't worked up the courage to tell him yet
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong phone
Everyone tries to be perfect. Perfection tries to be Chuck Norris
You get the picture.....With Chuck on your side, you can't lose!!
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